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Crackpot: The Obsessions of John Waters
John Waters Manufacturer: Scribner ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 0743246276 |
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Crackpot, originally released in 1986, is John Waters' brilliantly entertaining litany of odd and fascinationg people, places and things. From Baltimore to Los Angeles, from William Castle to Pia Zadora, from the National Enquirer to Ronald Reagan's colon, Waters explores the depths of our culture. And he dispenses useful advice along the way: how not to make a movie, how to become famous (read: infamous), and of course, how to most effectively shock and make our nation's public laugh at the same time. Loaded with bonus features, this new special edition is guaranteed to leave you totally mental.
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John Waters is hilarious!.......2007-04-17
A great book by the infamous writer, director, pruducer,actor...................... John Waters........2006-08-11
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Crackpot: The Obsessions of John Waters
John Waters Manufacturer: Vintage ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 0394755340 Release Date: 1987-09-12 |
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This hilarious collection of essays by the offbeat writer and director is a treat for fans of the "Pope of Trash" and the perfect introduction for those who have not yet discovered his eccentric charms.Customer Reviews:
Not a Serious Bone in His Body.......2004-05-20
Waters displays an acerbic, eccentric, but highly insightful comic sensibility. There are fifteen short pieces here, which first appeared in various magazines during the mid '80s, primarily NATIONAL LAMPOON (When it was still funny) and AMERICAN FILM.
The book opens with a bang, in one of the funniest pieces, "John Waters tour of L.A." Needless to say, this is not the L.A Chamber of Commerce "official guide." He takes us to some of the seamier sights, including the spot on Hollywood Boulevard where you can catch "the legless, one-armed white guy who break-dances on the street for horrified families as they stroll up the Walk of Fame." He also offers some timely,timeless advice for when you're driving around L.A: "Never look at pedestrians; they're the sad faces of L.A., the ones who had their licenses revoked for driving while impaired."
There really aren't too many weak entries in the collection. He does go a bit over the top in his rhapsodizing of Pia Zadora, perhaps, in an article devoted to that queen of glitz, but one comes to expect "over the top" from Waters. Who would want it any other way? He's also very much the exaggerator when it comes to his likes, "Puff Piece (100 Things I Love)and his dislikes: "Hatchet Piece (100 Things I Hate)." Amongst the things he most admires are Supermarket Tabloids: "Then I gazed at the great LAS VEGAS SUN wire-photo of a giant ostrich, escaped from a zoo chasing a totally bewildered middle-aged woman down the street. Every time I see her horrified expression, the creative juices start to flow." Not content with this passing mention, he writes an entire article entitled WHY I LOVE THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER as a paean to that fine bastion of journalistic integrity.
Some of Waters' images do convey a bit more of the "so banal it's hysterical" quality of his movies, as when he conjures up "a fancy Santa," in a piece called WHY I LOVE CHRISTMAS.
"Why hasn't Bloomingdales or Tiffany's tried a fancy Santa? Deathly pale, this never-too-thin-or-too-rich Kris Kringle, dressed in head-to-toe unstructured, oversize Armani, could pose on a throne, bored and elegant, and every so often deign to let a rich little brat sit NEAR his lap before dismissing his wishes with a condescending 'Oh darling, you dont REALLY want that, do you?" I mean, really, wouldn't you just love to have John Waters' private phone number and be able to shoot the breeze with him about popular culture? No!! you say? Well then this book's not for you. However, if you enjoy mordant, biting wit, and a breezy, conversational style of writing, this book is definitely for you. It was sent me by a friend. I'm going to be sending a few copies out to other friends now. Who knows, maybe we could start a John Waters cult?
BEK
Playing With The Prince Of Puke.......2001-06-06
For a man with such a reputation for being "filthy, perverse, trashy, etc., etc., etc.", this book ggives the reader a delightful gllimpse into his bouyant and often child like mind. Whether raving over meeting with Pia Zadora, listing the events of a truly hellish day, or giving a guided tour of Los Angeles as only he can, he guides the reader along in a cheerful skip, full of bounce and frolick.
Even for one who's unfamiliar with his films, this book is a light, quick read sure to entertain and provide laughs, crating a vivid and lovable image of the man known to so many as "The Prince Of Puke"
Walking on Waters.......2000-11-22
Memorabilia.......2000-07-09
Waters writes a witty and acerbic prose, which conveys genuine passion for his obsessions, obsessions which include trials, the National Enquirer, Woody Allen's Interiors, dangerous candy, menthol cigarettes, and Christmas. His preferred methods seem to be the catalogue and the reminiscence: Waters' list of 101 things he hates, and 101 things he loves, are obsessive ruminations on the everyday, and Waters' methodical survey of his everyday touches gives new meaning to the sublime *and* the ridiculous. Most memorable to me, perhaps, is his LA Tour, a pre-OJ intinerary of murder, mayhem, and showbiz, and his loving tribute to the Enquirer. But his celebration of William Castle, or shame-faced coming out as a fan of avant garde, his ritualistic account of Christmas and his loving descriptions of his interests, home, and personal history all make for a case study of obsession that feels both candid and arch, in Waters' inimitable, and paradoxical way. If you read it once, you're going to read it again.
John Waters Rules!.......2000-04-30
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Crackpot: A Novel (New Canadian Library)
Adele Wiseman Manufacturer: New Canadian Library ProductGroup: Book Binding: Mass Market Paperback ASIN: 0771098510 Release Date: 1989-03-01 |
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Hoda, the protagonist of Crackpot, is one of the most captivating characters in Canadian fiction. Graduating from a tumultuous childhood to a life of prostitution, she becomes a legend in her neighbourhood, a canny and ingenious woman, generous, intuitive, and exuding a wholesome lust for life.Customer Reviews:
Okay.......2007-05-13
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Crackpots: A Novel
Sara Pritchard Manufacturer: Mariner Books ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 061830245X |
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When we first meet Ruby Reese she's a spunky kid in a cowgirl hat, tap dancing her way through a slightly off-kilter 1950s childhood. With an insomniac mother and a demolitions-expert father, her entire family is what the residents of her small town would call "a bunch of crackpots." Despite the dramas of her upbringing, Ruby matures into a creative, introspective, and wholly beguiling woman. But her adulthood is marked by complex relationships and romantic missteps -- three unsuitable marriages, dramatic crushes, the complicated love between siblings. As Sara Pritchard deftly guides us through Ruby's story, from the present to the past and back again, a portrait of a remarkably resilient woman emerges. Suffused with humor and melancholy, imagination and insight, Crackpots heralds the debut of a skilled and sensitive storyteller.Customer Reviews:
Sara - Please write another book for us !.......2006-03-27
this book was crazy.......2005-10-30
Incredible!.......2004-10-05
innovative and fun.......2004-05-11
so worthwhile I read it twice.......2004-05-02
It's not a fast read, which is fine, because it gives you time to savour her words, sentences, and stories.
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Crackpot Manifesto
Michael Roger Rogers Manufacturer: War's Over Press ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 097002441X |
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A guide to intelligent insanity. (taking into consideration the consequences of being sane)Customer Reviews:
Publisher notes:.......2006-10-22
Entertaining Read.......2004-12-23
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Let's Talk Flying Saucers: How Crackpot Ideas Are Blinding Us to Reality and Leading Us to Extinction
Peter Bros Manufacturer: FBP ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 1930091001 |
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As the stars of the galaxy sprang into light, planets orbiting tens of thousands of them evolved life, inhabitants that developed concepts of force and motion that allowed them to reach the stars, forming a galactic community. On some of the planets, however, the development of life was interrupted by catastrophes. The inhabitants of a few of those plants never quite recovered. The new concepts they evolved to deal with the physical world were rooted in fear and based on spiritual belief. Instead of going back and addressing the questions of force and motion that would allow them to reach the stars, they devised excuses to hug the planet, claiming that the most prevalent force, gravity, was a mystical property of matter like color and hardness, which no mind could comprehend and the force that caused planets to orbit and rotate was not even a current force, but an historical force that no longer existed. Refusing to confront the reality that surrounded them, the life that evolved on these backward planets was fated to die in place, sociological curiosities, short stops on the galactic tour of failed civilizations.Flying saucers are a metaphor for the scientific prohibition against discussing the possible while the crackpot ideas refer, not to flying saucers, but to the scientific concepts that underlie the claim that they don't exist.
Let's Talk Flying Saucers systematically dissects the unfounded laws, built up over the last 400 years, that ignore the basic questions of force and motion, imprisoning gravity, the most dynamic force in the universe, as a static property of matter like color and hardness and consigning the most powerful force, the force that moves the planets, to the dustbin of history.
The reason that the scientific community refuses to talk possibilities is that flying saucers fly in the face of every concept it defends as law. If flying saucers exist, then everything science is telling us is wrong, the distance to the stars, the speed limits in space, the nature of gravity as a property of matter, the straight-line motion of the planets. If we were to start talking about the possibilities of flying saucers, then we might well start asking the scientific establishment obvious questions like, on what did Newton base his proof of gravity as a property of matter or what makes the sun come up in the morning, another way to ask what makes the planet revolve on its axis.
Let's Talk Flying Saucers examines every one of the scientific establishment's unfounded myths, the very myths that prevent flying saucers from existing, and then presents the galaxy as it probably is, with life teeming on thousands of planets exploring every aspect of the universe our scientists, with their ancient laws, their conceptual blindness and their unwillingness to examine reality, make off-limits to us because, without concepts of the possible, we cannot engineer our future.
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Excellent book.......2004-05-01
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Crackpot Weekly Calendar 2007
H. Hellige Manufacturer: Gestalten Verlag ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 3899551567 |
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Crackpot 2007Our original calendar returns for the fourth year with its cutting edge selection of contemporary characters and illustrations. In the now familiar format - with a different image each week - we have made a choice selection from our roster of international designers to make sure Crackpot will provide you with inspiration as it guides you through 2007.
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Crackpot or Genius?: A Complete Guide to the Uncommon Art of Inventing
Francis D. Reynolds Manufacturer: Chicago Review Pr ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 1556521936 |
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Worst book I've ever read!.......1999-01-02
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ANALOG - Science Fact and Fiction - Volume 17, number 3 - British Edition - March 1961: Occasion for Disaster; Oomphel in the Sky; The Crackpot; The Piebald Horse; Sunspot; The Dean Device
John W. (editor) (Mark Phillips; H. Beam Piper; Theodore L. Thomas; E. C. Tubb; Hal Clement) Campbell Manufacturer: Street and Smith - Atlas Publishing ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: B000ICHDGE |
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THE WORLD'S GREATEST CRANKS AND CRACKPOTS
MARGARET NICHOLAS Manufacturer: Unknown ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: B000SI47QM |
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